Asylum? Male strip club? Bar for squirrels?

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My wife and I announced today!

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Did a double take because those are not my little lady feet.

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Just once I’d like to see a movie where the person peering through the scope looks realistic.

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Tramp Stamp

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Busted!!!

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You’ve heard of Harry Potter..

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Think my cat has had enough of Fox News.

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My former coworkers were so supportive towards me changing jobs, they got me a cake!

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Welcome

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Yesterday during a lunch meeting I told my big boss that I absolutely despise tomatoes and I would rather eat a raw onion whole. Today he sent this company wide survey.

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Now that’s a scary pumpkin.

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Ah, yes. The German Swiss cheese from Sweden.

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