Job recruiting for a very specific demographic.

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Saw this at an antique store.

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City builds multi-million dollar concrete pillars, they crack after 6 Months. Woman dresses up as one for Halloween. She Writes, “Just wanted to show my… “SUPPORT”!”.

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Found at a nearby thrift shop in the knick knack section. I don’t think they know.

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My cat snuck in the basement while I was priming the furnace.

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Naughty snowflake.

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Alaska problems, look closely!

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How am I driving?

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I love your optimism, Apple Watch.

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Our neighbors went all out with their Halloween decor this year.

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In our country we have butter in Anti-Theft boxes.

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This year’s scary pumpkin says: “It’s time for your daily language lesson. Take 5 minutes now to complete it. ..OR YOU’LL BE SORRY.”

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Sign in Chicago, Illinois.

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This baby looks remarkably like Ed Sheeran.

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Any questions?

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My roommate bites her butter then drops it on the pan when she cooks.

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Found this little trash heart in my work dumpster this morning.

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Fetch me the bookseller whore!

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Unemployed Costume.

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