This knock-off Ralph Lauren shirt.

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My beautiful bride-to-be dressed up as Erlich Bachman from Silicon Valley.

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I’ll Vaccinate Anything!

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What would you do on Mars?

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I will never understand people who put pizza on pineapple.

This sign outside a church in my town.

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A house in our city always dresses up their dino statue for Halloween. This year takes the cake.

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My husband is no longer allowed to go to the craft store alone.

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Thanks a lot, google.

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Ace Ventura tattoo.

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My friend’s glorious bathroom artwork.

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Words to live by.

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Pez made a dispenser where you had to put the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.

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Potatoes boy required at my local Fish n Chip shop.

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Local Halloween sign.

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My hotel had a “special requests” box when reserving. I told them I feel more at home with a framed photo of Christopher Walken.

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In 1994, I told my dad I wanted to be an ear for Halloween. He really came through.

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This man dressed up as a delivery man to steal a ton of beer… he deserves it.

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Condom machine offers refunds..

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