It’s that time of the year.

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Two weeks in Colorado and she’s already a stoner.

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My boyfriend’s grocery receipt.

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I made a litter box cake for “Gross” themed Halloween pot luck at work.

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Is Grammarly trying to get me fired?

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My brother got this pic of my nephew today from daycare.

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In the new house, my room had 2 holes on the wall for some reason. So I asked my father if he can fix them and this is his “Fix”.

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This medical examiner’s license plate.

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I’d rather not.

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Carved pumpkins by Danish midwives at local hospital.

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Honey, I haven’t smoked in years.

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Banana

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School Bus Pickup Truck.

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Don’t you hate when water season is over at Starbucks?

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But… You’re a Horse.

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My Mom and her boyfriend’s costumes this year, always coming up with something ridiculous.

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A list found in a port-a-potty at a music festival.

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My wife teaches kindergarten. This was one of the worksheets she got back today.

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Halloween in Jersey.

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