Waiting for my bestie at the airport..

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The great Roman emperor, Phallus Maximus.

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Mother in law found out I was spending the night. I’m the first man in the house in a while.

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Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil, and…?

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This ginger has a soul!

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Biggest anxieties during a massage.

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This slogan.

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Finished the pumpkin carving.

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Friend’s door, he doesn’t like kids.

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My toddler said he wanted a bite of my cheeseburger. I handed it to him, and he proceeded to take the top bun off, then eat all 4 corners with the highest cheese & beef to bread ratio before handing it back to me…

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This hotel restaurant has framed pictures of all of the famous people that have eaten here.

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This ancient vessel in a museum in Brooklyn.

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New to woodworking. Accidentally made a char-coochie board.

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NH company keeping it real..

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