The difference between 31 and 21…

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Close Enough…

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(Mortal Kombat voice)

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Marriage Expert.

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My daughter does not care for my choice in Halloween costumes.

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Customer says their car has a slight rattle. Repair service counter wrote word-for-word what the customer described.

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This pretty much sums up my plans for Halloween.

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Lorde Lorde Lorde South Park fans are the best.

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Father of the Year!

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Continuity.

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WalMart speaks Spanish.

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A fire at my hotel causing everyone to evacuate and this lorry pulls up.

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“Huuuuman… Come down and plaaaay…”

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Pamking.

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She got pucked.

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