The coffee maker at my office was out of order.
I was told the party was going to to be catered with sushi so I didn’t eat dinner.. showed up to this!
Don’t have candy? place empty bowl with note outside, kids will think other kids took all the candy.
Whoever you are…thanks?
I love Adam’s twisted sense of humor.
This billboard literally makes no sense.
Had to give my phone to the nurse when I went into have my finger partially amputated woke up to this gem.
Let’s do shrooms in the forest they said, it’ll be a great time they said.
This picture makes me uncomfortable.
My girlfriend bought this hand towel at a street festival.
Party on, Single life.
Happy Halloween assholes.
I told my fiancee that we needed to get a funny tree topper to offset the “adult” tree.
My brother’s Halloween Costume this year.
There was a fly. I got it.
Not the pickles I was looking for…
Thank god, they accept Dr. Pepper!
My dad bought me a shower curtain, I don’t think he took the time to read it.
When my dog decided to sit on my cat.
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