I have some creative neighbors.

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Someone drove through the front of our local 7 Eleven. I wasn’t even supposed to be here today!

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I baked a Challah and it stained the parchment paper. My dad wrote a caption on it.

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A burrito a day keeps the poison apples away.

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My phone sent me a one year anniversary reminder of the time I sent my wife a picture of the sanitary products, as I couldn’t remember which one to buy.

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Spotted at my local train station on my way to work.

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One got sick.

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Girlfriend asked for a fancy dinner. Payday is not till next week. Problem solved.

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For the mail you just don’t want.

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What’s for lunch?

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The higher-ups keep short-staffing my local post office lately. Here’s how the postmaster dealt with it today.

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Just Don’t.

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Glad I bought the XL mouse pad.

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This guy I saw at the bank.

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