After getting hit by a forklift twice in one week, my coworker started wearing protection.

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We were told next year his costume for the school Halloween party needs to be a little less “Intense”.

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“Don’t Park Too Close, I’m Chubby”.

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My wife made dinner for a family tonight. After asking if they had any allergies, the husband said “Bees.”

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Northern Minnesota.

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The exit-only entrance.

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We want our MTV.

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Banana for scale.

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At my local beach.

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Always check your kid’s Halloween haul, you never know what things sickos might try to sneak in.

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They Close Before 50% Off.

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My Halloween costume.

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Cactile dysfunction.

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