Monopoly Man in background during Equifax Senate Hearing.
Asked my boyfriend to make the dish for a potluck this weekend…
Whenever my wife tells me she’s “fine”.
Talking to parents on the phone.
The wife said “Let’s do sexy costumes for Halloween this year”…game on!
Creepy… But I am enticed…
When you bought a PS4 instead of a Switch but still want to play Skyrim on the go.
Treat your passwords like your underpants.
My friend’s shirt.
My 13 year old sister thinks she’s hilarious.
This Snapchat face swap with my Yorkie is absolutely terrifying.
Single dad, daughter asked me to give her stuffed bunny a bath. She’s at her mom’s so I sent her this.
My team mate is a 5’6″ gymnast. She bet us she could completely fit in her locker – she won.
I have zero self control.
This doesn’t look good…
Posted in the hallway of our community hospital.
Dropping my new album soon.
I’m the EGGMAN.
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