Monopoly Man in background during Equifax Senate Hearing.

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Asked my boyfriend to make the dish for a potluck this weekend…

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Whenever my wife tells me she’s “fine”.

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Talking to parents on the phone.

by Matt Shirley

The wife said “Let’s do sexy costumes for Halloween this year”…game on!

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Creepy… But I am enticed…

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Pool boy.

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When you bought a PS4 instead of a Switch but still want to play Skyrim on the go.

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Treat your passwords like your underpants.

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My friend’s shirt.

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My 13 year old sister thinks she’s hilarious.

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This Snapchat face swap with my Yorkie is absolutely terrifying.

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Single dad, daughter asked me to give her stuffed bunny a bath. She’s at her mom’s so I sent her this.

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My team mate is a 5’6″ gymnast. She bet us she could completely fit in her locker – she won.

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I have zero self control.

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This doesn’t look good…

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Posted in the hallway of our community hospital.

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Dropping my new album soon.

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I’m the EGGMAN.

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