Showed up ready to crush this interview today.

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The problem with fuckwits is they don’t know they’re fuckwits. I might be one.

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I’m not sure why I even get out of bed.

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There are benefits to having to take your daughter to the Taylor Swift concert..

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Funeral director humour.

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Found this in a target parking lot earlier today.

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My coworker finally had enough..

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What seems to be the problem officer?

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Kitty wants sausages.

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This dude.

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1999 was a savage year for high school quotes.

Back in the day.

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You sold me.

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Jigsaw wants to play a new game.

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