Ah yes, the age old choice of hatchet or crackers.

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Bought a new generator and found this in the problem solving section of the instructions.

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Printer For Sale

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I saw this sign outside a shop today.

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My dating life summed up.

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Sometimes my wife leaves me a note on my paperwork.

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A little froggy hopped across my windshield last night.

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Spotted in Santa Clara.

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Distance stickers at a Tire Discounters.

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You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a smooth tipper truck.

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Macaulay Culkin got a mask of his famous Home Alone pose.

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