My wife said she needed a hobby to add some excitement to her life. I suggested this:
This was in one of my old college psychology books.
Seems legit to me.
Next time someone rides my ass they’re getting this through their windshield.
On the beaches of Australia, where I always feel safe.
Pro hide and seek.
Enter If You Dare.
Alaskan flat tire.
My cat is named Burt Reynolds. It’s his 3rd birthday today. He’s excited.
Milk and bears.
My wife still hasn’t noticed.
This seems like a crude way to do it.
Only the British Police could have a tea support unit.
Took a closer look at my daughters Little Red Riding Hood cup today. She’s had it since she was two, nuts.
My cat just came home with a piece of American flag stuck to him – I don’t even live in America!
Just got a new selfie stick.
Gotta go fast.
If only we could all bounce back like Dory…
Someone is taking this years’ Halloween very seriously…
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