My wife said she needed a hobby to add some excitement to her life. I suggested this:

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This was in one of my old college psychology books.

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Seems legit to me.

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Next time someone rides my ass they’re getting this through their windshield.

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On the beaches of Australia, where I always feel safe.

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Pro hide and seek.

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Enter If You Dare.

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Alaskan flat tire.

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My cat is named Burt Reynolds. It’s his 3rd birthday today. He’s excited.

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Milk and bears.

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My wife still hasn’t noticed.

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This seems like a crude way to do it.

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Only the British Police could have a tea support unit.

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Took a closer look at my daughters Little Red Riding Hood cup today. She’s had it since she was two, nuts.

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My cat just came home with a piece of American flag stuck to him – I don’t even live in America!

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Just got a new selfie stick.

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Gotta go fast.

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If only we could all bounce back like Dory…

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Someone is taking this years’ Halloween very seriously…

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