They mean it.

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The choices for my daughter’s preschool.

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The monkey is not amused.

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Seen on my street.

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These coupons in the bar bathroom.

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A bee on my window.

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Central Michigan University sent out stickers “For your keyboard”.

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For five years I diligently made sure I put my hiking socks on the correct feet. Never crossed my mind that I always picked the left one first. Today I realised I had bought large socks.

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Wendy fell off the sign at my local Wendy’s.

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My stepmom refers to cheese as “heroin”.

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I mean, if that’s your thing.

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The vet called and asked if they could use a pic of our cat for marketing purposes while he was in for dental surgery. I said sure! Then they sent the pic.

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All of my bananas unpeeled themselves as I slept last night.

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My pain au chocolats look like little sloths.

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How my wife loads the dishwasher.

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This guy.

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Greyhound rescue group posted this picture with the caption “Athletes in retirement”.

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