5 pound bag of onion potatomelons please.

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Finally figured how to baby proof the oven.

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The internet history on one of our work computers.

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This truck behind me this morning.

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A fortune cookie I left for a colleague.

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Moved in with my Brother and Fiancé. I think they might be monsters.

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Found a love note, circa 1988.

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Contractors finished my bathroom. Am I… a monster?

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In a car parked next to my friend.

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I warned my girlfriend of my huge bush..

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