“Sell me this pen”.

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Who’s a bad girl??

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Aim high, my son. Don’t let anything stand in the way of your dreams….

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The most useful graph I’ve ever found.

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Look mom!

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Oh Ikea…

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There has been some religious controversy going around campus lately, these showed up today.

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Who the f*ck thought this was a good idea?

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Changed the toilet seat. Literally 2 screws. Still sent this to my wife…

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Came back from a meeting, to find Windows XP installed on my office window.

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With the NFL season starting up.

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Crashed my friend’s British themed party with a better kind of party.

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Sent this photo of my niece to my sister while babysitting her.

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Or, teach your kid not to be a jerk.

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“I f*cking love the desert!!”

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A movement is born…

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I think this clothing store should trim the bush in front of their sign.

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Terrible chip flavours.

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