Caught my Shrimps in the middle of a meeting this morning.

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My mom bought me this shirt, knowing I love wiener dogs.

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Vegas mornings.

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Bear Grylls on Ferns.

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They don’t do so great when it comes to watching scary movies.

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We’re terrible parents.

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Never forget.

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Life’s disappointments continue.

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How I choose my clothes each morning.

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The Life Cycle of the Common Job.

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Other means of payment?

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Los tacos ad in Norway.

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Nick Cage. So versatile.

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The ultimate “white girl” tattoo.

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Sex God!

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I’m about to witness a Death Race.

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