I wish I knew..

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A sad man.

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You can only call them “doughnuts” if they come from the Doughnut region of France.

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Real thug explains why he makes fake money.

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They really miss this guy…

My dog just demanded that someone get her pictures of Spider-man.

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Either the produce people at my local Walmart don’t know what a habanero is, or they have a twisted sense of humor.

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Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.

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My neighbors dog has evolved…

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Our beloved hotdog stand got damaged during hurricane Irma.

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This guy is a genius or an asshole.

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I was looking for oil for my car when I came across this beauty.

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Internet Hotsplots.

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Be careful what you wish for…

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This mall ad looks like this girl is taking a dump.

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So I ran out of beer and the only thing I had was wine. Didn’t have a cork screw. Stuff happened.

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I thought I ordered a Beer Bong to my college dorm… Dad sent me this.

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It was a little dry, but I’ll take it.

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So I got interviewed for buying fireworks. The person forgot to ask me for my name, I preferred this one.

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