What my 2 year old daughter chose for her Halloween costume.

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For the Sinner on the go.

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Help Fredrick.

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Meat is murder.

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Big Brother.

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Proud to be from New Jersey.

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Saw this in the bathroom at a bar today.

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I like to keep all my birth control in one place.

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“…to the Elements.”

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WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?

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Small town values.

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Hold on to your uggs..

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They finally put motorcycle parking at the gym.

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It wasn’t me…really.

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My liquor store has unbeatable deals!

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I only drink a little…

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China isn’t very subtle when it comes to plus sizes.

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It’s just simple math.

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