Gamestop offered $20 for the car, due to minor damage.

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The more you drink, the more you will appreciate the experience.

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Safety first.

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In Case of Fire

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What is the chance?

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My wife is excited for my vasectomy tomorrow..

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Ford Focus

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I asked Jimmy Johns to write a joke on the wrapper.

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Homework First!

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Saw this in Russia.

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Tried to get some cute pics of the kids throwing leaves.

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I love a good trilogy!

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Think I‘ll take the stairs.

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Who’s more scared?

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