Do not touch my food.

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Found me a cutie pie.

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In case things go wrong with all the giant tools, I’ve got a backup.

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My local electronics repair shop: Handed lemons, makes lemonade.

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An appropriate box for such a mood.

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This dog was following me around today and every time I turned to pet him he would look away and pretend not to notice me.

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Man doesn’t want to sell his Subaru.

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I hate when people ditch carts in the middle of the aisle.

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How to troll your family…

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DO NOT TOOT IT!

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You probably know about Panic! At The Disco but have you heard of..

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My cousin couldn’t figure out why his dog kept pissing on his bed since he bought the new pet stain remover.

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Inconceivable.

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Ruthless.

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A JFK Piggy Bank. Not really thought out that well…

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“Charlotte? Haven’t heard that name in years…”

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