At my local bagel shop.

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Diving suit keeps all your parts safe.

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South Boston COVID-19 signage.

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We’re going to need a few more spaces.

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I asked my wife to update our dry erase calendar since it was last done in July. This is her update.

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Cut my finger at work and sent a picture to my wife.

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Flashback to Pete 4 years ago when he had to be drugged for a haircut.

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YOLO.

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New Burger King tells it as it is.

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Nice try, Netflix.

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My father is Clark Griswold.

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