Saw this while shopping..

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No one will suspect a thing.

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My son planted this carrot months ago. Tonight we feast!

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A person at work was notorious for thinking they should be able to have two spots for their Cadillac, I decided to squeeze in and leave work extra late that night, they never did it again.

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My daughter went to Preschool, then we home-schooled her for 9 years, and last week she started High School. Apparently for your student ID, they use the last photo on record.

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Made fun of my mom for not knowing tomatoes are fruits. She made me fruit salad for dessert.

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My oven mitts for culinary school.

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Slow Down!

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I don’t think True Religion actually knows what the word literally means.

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Finally, a service for when your remote stops working.

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Do not feed the crocodiles!

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Getting old sucks.

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$200 spent for my 5 year old to take a summer pottery class. Picked up the final product today! (I’ll keep it forever).

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The life of a designer.

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This escalator sign.

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Seems legit.

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Just two bros doing a best friends photo session after their ladies had one done.

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Looking through old photos of me to use for a slideshow at my wedding and came across this one of my 7th birthday. I don’t know why this is happening..

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