Just became a member of the Pile High Club.
Who wants a manicure?
My brother and I became uncles this week to twins. First impressions are important, so naturally we shaved and dressed to impress.
My girlfriends friend got poked in the eye and needed an eye patch. Her friends didn’t want her to feel self conscious going out in public so…
One of the best named boats I’ve ever seen.
Shout out to my brother for replacing a picture of Jesus at my parent’s house with a picture of Obi-Wan Kenobi as portrayed by Ewan McGregor. Three months and counting without them noticing.
I choose you!
Saw this guy’s mugshot from my old home town. If Shaggy from Scooby-Doo was a real person, I would swear it was this dude. Also, he was arrested for drugs…
It’s been a stealthy three months.
Italian forks be like.
Amazon user reviews The Keyboard Waffle.
A Charming Firefighter.
Jabba The Hut’s dream come true.
Found in my south Austin neighborhood…
He seems to be in a rush.
Enter If You Dare.
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