My cousin wanted a selfie with a kangaroo.

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Solves that problem.

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Sharpest tool in the shed.

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Saw what I can only assume are a couple of Forrest Gump cosplayers.

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Gee Thanks..

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This smart ass rock made me walk a whole 10 steps out of my way to read this.

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I’m not good at anything… 🙁

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This guy died a badass.

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Do Not Swallow.

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The lack of punctuation actually makes this sign more accurate.

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Some days, I forget that I still live in the South. And then I’m subtly reminded…

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At least he’s trying…

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Are you happy?

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When mailmen strike back!

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