In my defense, he isn’t that good yet.
She won’t go near the peanut butter.
Cushion on the right slightly discolored.
The longer a cop is behind you.
I asked my wife what nickname she wanted for her upcoming 10km run.
Got solidly propositioned by my car on the way into work today.
It’s called a tasting and its classy.
My wife has never seen Seinfeld and asked “What puffy shirt?” before she left for work.
Sorry ladies, you’re going to have to wait.
Two different restaurants. No affiliation. Located just up ahead.
Please do not season the birds.
Sometimes it’s the little things at work that make it all bearable.
There is definitely nothing wrong with this stock photo at all.
Was yawning.. got rudely interrupted.
My internet went down yesterday, and the reason was totally nuts!
Some people have pretty specific tastes, I guess.
Just carrots taking a bath…
Santa looking like hes gonna risk it all.
Very on-brand license plate.
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