I’m in my thirties and my wife got me this present for our anniversary.

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I don’t think you want to advertise that…

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I’m a volcanologist and I really don’t know how it took me so long to actually get around to making these.

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Our friend’s granddaughter was running around the house giggling and screaming in this…

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Krusty Krab is Unfair!

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No legacy is so rich as honesty.

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My doctor said: “You kinda look like that guy on the wall over there!”…

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A colleague of mine got this note whilst grading papers.

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We Brake For Nobody.

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Thirsty?

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I really miss Leslie Nielsen.

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Kids wanted their crusts cut off? Surprise.

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Stargate.

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