This guy is playing for both teams, while watching from the grandstand.

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I manage a pot shop. Dude tried to get in using this. Seems legit.

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Business Scythe

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Our coworker said we’ve been slipping on our pranks so we delivered. Can’t wait till he finds out two are filled with glitter.

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This wedding invitation.

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Sign at my local bar.

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Parents asked me to house sit for them while they’re out of town, I sent them this today.

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Vasectomy tomorrow, wife made this.

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How a friend is viewed by his daughter.

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Pillow Soft!

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Cat exposing her true form.

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They just don’t make meal replacement shakes like they used to…

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These two guys wandered into my UPS truck today!

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Hop in, we’re getting out of here

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Spoiler alert!

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Buy 8 gallons of gas..

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Tropical Depression

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“Outrageous Dependability”

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Buy any 2 Tacos..

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