About a week ago I disclosed to my best friend that I’d lost an erection during sex. this came in the mail today.
Seems a bit harsh….
A better bike lock.
Just helping a friend move.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my parents. This is them googling “bukkake”.
My husband thought this was the same person.
Why I don’t run.
I wish my caller ID was always on the ball like this.
Come on, Obi-Wan, tell the truth.
Black friend just sent me this picture with the caption, “I think I got in the wrong line.”
Senior VS Freshmen Girls at Frat Parties.
Silicon Valley can be so cheerful.
You’ve gotta fight, for your right!
Will he be there for you?
Song of the divorced man.
Someone got laid last night!!
All hail Adobe Reader!
To sell cabbages you have to think like a cabbage!
Pizza guy was determined to get there in 30 min or less.
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