A 10 year argument with my wife is finally over.

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Betty Vs. Cloris.

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“Lets-a-go” he whispered into a half-empty flask.

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Dirty sheets™ A viacom company.

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We get it Pennywise, you vape.

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Found in a Florida grocery store. That’s how you sell some produce!

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One giant size shit bitch bear.

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This card would be more convincing if Old Navy didn’t sell them in packs of eight.

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This dragonfly looks like he just farted and is really pleased with himself.

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Met my mum’s new cat yesterday- she has some interesting markings (the cat, not my mum).

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Let it shine.

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My cat found the water cooler button.

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Me too plant… Me too…

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My friend’s back seat, in preparation for hurricane Irma.

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Inception.

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The licence plate on this hearse.

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Best stupid purchase ever!

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A co-worker graded the new manager’s notice.

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