My dad is a huge King of the Hill fan. He made these and keeps them in his backyard.

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Found at a gas pump in Italy, it says “Smoking while refueling can help you quitting smoking forever”.

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Welcome to hell.

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My boyfriend thought it would be funny to bring our cat into the pool.

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The progression of a baby eating their first donut.

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My mom steals from my Mountain Dew stash, so I have to try and hide them where ever I can.

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The local strip club.

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My coworker saw this at Dallas-Fort Worth airport. Passenger was stuck.

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Fake Pizza Hotline

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Covid Makeup

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We attended a ‘Zoom Wedding’ yesterday, and dressed accordingly.

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Please don’t forget to bring your gingers inside. Always assume they need to be woken up.

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I’ve had this picture for many years, hanging up in my home. One of my friends recently pointed out that due to the angle, my dad’s jacket says “Police Benevolent Ass Virgin”. Now that is all that I see..

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Literally being held by a thread.

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