My husband gave me his xenomorph action figure. I dressed it up and named it ‘Pookie.’

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Funny but True.

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Damn cheating garages, I’ll skip past that and head on down to the wife sale.

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Warning

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Apartment building in Tacoronte, Canary Islands, Spain.

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How’s your range?

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Nice festival (children free!).

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Local church had this sign.

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Just moved into first home with my wife, she just wanted to hang a picture..by drilling into a sprinkler pipe trying to put in a wall anchor. 40 minutes to shut off, do not recommend.

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Women only parking in Germany.

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First time seeing this sign.

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