I have a co-worker who likes to snoop. This year our company didn’t hand out bonuses and he’s been on vacation. He knew we weren’t getting bonuses. So I left my “bonus” on my desk with a fake check sticking out. When he opens he’ll find a check for 100,000,000 And a letter asking why he’s snooping.
My cousin on a cruise ship, after 3 hours of being totally convinced he could fly with the suit, lays down for a moment and has his first existential crisis.