“Ladies and gentlemen on behalf of United Express, let me be the first to welcome you to Chicago and I’d like to ask all passengers to not look to the right for the next 30 seconds…”
Where should we go to eat?
My grandfather in his bat-catching gear for when they get into the house.
The door hinge in my parent’s shower has seen things no hinge should see…
Spelling is hard.
You know what I call guys like you?
A Soviet T-55 Tank Orchid blooms in the Afghan desert.
How unicorns are made.
The things you see in an Arkansas Walmart.
This is a game changer.
I’m on vacation… This place gets me.