Spot on cake at the wedding I was at today.
Beware of the homing coconuts.
Local pizza place has a sobriety test on the back of its drink menu.
The worlds most boring car.
A glitch in the matrix.
My wife told her co-workers she’s pregnant.
My years of training have made me ready!
Biscuits and gravy.
Bad parental motivational speeches.
My niece likes to chase seagulls. The seagulls in Chicago chase back.
Ordered a blueberry muffin. Got 1 blueberry. I didn’t expect the description to be so accurate.
Were you going somewhere?