My job got new microwaves and only allow certain foods in them. I like the last one, lawlessness.

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And you thought purple ketchup was bad.

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Make up your mind tray.

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Makings of an Epic race.

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Found this in the wild.

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Fell down the stairs and landed on my elbow. Now it looks like a boob.

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Someone left a ducky on my car.

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A friend forgot to change their document name when submitting it.

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I found a very rare fossil on my walk.

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What’s for dinner?

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Lazy is such an ugly word.

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Things get saucy at Taco Bell after 1pm.

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