My sister loves her “new” gift. You can really see it in her face.

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Mistakes were made

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TIL half cooked eggs can’t be cooked further in the microwave.

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The pillow my mom made me really ties the room together.

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If only…

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My EMT brother got me a very important medical bracelet this year.

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Don’t worry dishes

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My parents wrapping skills.

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Every year my family does a Secret Santa and Secret Satan, my brother-in-law has had me for Satan for the past four years straight.

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I went to the bathroom and opened the door to find my girlfriend’s cat had brought me a gift from the tree downstairs.

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Damn kids and their phones.

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Mom wanted a computer for Christmas. She was initially disappointed.

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The universe is speaking to me.

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Got my nephew a hat for Christmas. My sister just sent me this.

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This is exactly why my twin sister and I have to do Christmas shopping together. Sorry grandma!

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Santa Clause

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Instant regret

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I give shitty gifts.

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In the morning, Wally insists on being in the bathroom with me when I shower. So I rotated the hand towl holder so he has a place to sit. He loves the steam from the shower and sings until I get out of the shower.

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My gift from my grandparents.

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My uncle’s real estate agency sold a property a few months ago where the seller and buyer got in a disagreement over a chicken coop that had to be removed and replanted with grass. The grass just grew in.

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That’s the spirit, CVS.

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My little sisters ugly Christmas sweater for family dinner…

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I asked for art for my new apartment this Christmas. May I present “butterflies”, a painting from my nieces made entirely with their butt cheeks. Lovely.

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