My sister loves her “new” gift. You can really see it in her face.
Mistakes were made
TIL half cooked eggs can’t be cooked further in the microwave.
The pillow my mom made me really ties the room together.
My EMT brother got me a very important medical bracelet this year.
Don’t worry dishes
My parents wrapping skills.
Every year my family does a Secret Santa and Secret Satan, my brother-in-law has had me for Satan for the past four years straight.
I went to the bathroom and opened the door to find my girlfriend’s cat had brought me a gift from the tree downstairs.
Damn kids and their phones.
Mom wanted a computer for Christmas. She was initially disappointed.
The universe is speaking to me.
Got my nephew a hat for Christmas. My sister just sent me this.
This is exactly why my twin sister and I have to do Christmas shopping together. Sorry grandma!
I give shitty gifts.
In the morning, Wally insists on being in the bathroom with me when I shower. So I rotated the hand towl holder so he has a place to sit. He loves the steam from the shower and sings until I get out of the shower.
My gift from my grandparents.
My uncle’s real estate agency sold a property a few months ago where the seller and buyer got in a disagreement over a chicken coop that had to be removed and replanted with grass. The grass just grew in.
That’s the spirit, CVS.
My little sisters ugly Christmas sweater for family dinner…
I asked for art for my new apartment this Christmas. May I present “butterflies”, a painting from my nieces made entirely with their butt cheeks. Lovely.
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