Even a brocken clock is right twace a der.

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Wonder why this shirt is 70% off.

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She is hot!

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“Just believe it” fortune cookie.. I guess I will.

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I think I’ve been singing the British National Anthem wrong.

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You may now taste the bride.

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Who wants some Tooootsie Poops?

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Bicycles? All I see is a bird.

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Noodle Cthulhu

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I am scared to enter.

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Took my puppy through the Wendy’s drive thru.

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