I hope they wash their hands.

via

At a local restaurant.

via

My daughter made a sign for the cooking competition I joined.

via

I’ve spent a year setting up this joke. Happy birthday to me.

via

This insanity of an 80s knitting book.

via

Sorry, Don Quijote.

via

Saw this sign by my neighborhood park.

via

Maybe I shouldn’t have put this many bacon wrapped fatties on my buddy’s grill (not photoshopped).

via

Watch out for Noah’s mom!

via

Wishing Elton John a very happy 400th birthday.

via

Worst Superhero I’ve EVER Seen.

via

Found on Craigslist

via

Chicagoans please explain.

via

I’ve heard Disney villains are just upside-down faces.

via

A Florida Thot Yacht

via

This lady is giving her washing machine some kind of look…

via