Open up, Susan.

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Our daughter came home from university this weekend and brought her little sister a fun new horn to play with.

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You have my attention…

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Husband did my makeup and took the term “eye liner” too literal.

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They got me again.

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In the 1950s, his role was called “Lipstick Tester” and his only job was to be kissed all day.

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Can’t even have a pee in peace in this house.

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I saw a dead mouse at the flea market this morning.

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He is not wearing that…

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Tiny zebra balancing on a fence.

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