Ugh

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Fk your diet restaurant.

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Hospital Cafe Sign.

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Meta pickup self portrait.

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I found my Direct TV bill from September. Little help?

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McDonald’s isn’t playing, “Yes, 911, someone touched my plant!”.

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Specific hookers use side entrance.

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The system is rigged at my job. She wins every month.

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Mr. Hankey gets a job.

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No beach for me.

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Biiig Blue Jays fan here.

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Hey

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This sign at a parking lot where my friend and I ate lunch.

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Objects in mirror are stranger than they appear.

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Someone put up this sticky and now I don’t think I can drink from the water cooler anymore.

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