You must choose wisely.

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Never let the new guy replace the toner.

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Matches helping me through the tough times.

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This is my favorite perfectly timed Photo xD

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Karaoke Hitler.

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Kindergarten orientation – it was the best of times. It was the worst of times.

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“F” in school.

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Waiting at Jiffy Lube and this guy brought cookies, hats, balloons, and soda for everyone so that we could have a party while we waited.

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16 year old Dwayne Johnson looking older than current Dwayne Johnson.

Image: therock

My wife makes my lunch for work. I’m 33.

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This ad for plus sized leggings used a small model in one pant leg instead of finding a plus sized model.

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Finally harvested the pineapple we have been growing for three years. Banana for scale.

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Stoner Programming.

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Saw this is my neighbors yard today.

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I sure hope Morgan Freeman is up there.

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Just fixed the problems in Syria..

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I know, I know. I’m an immature uncultured American.

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Message for my trash man…

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Not even once.

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