Spotted at my local McDonald’s. I feel uhhhh… mocked.

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Caution

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The sign outside our restaurant.

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My forecast for Valentine’s Day in my area, very nice!

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I had to take a picture.

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Asked the girlfriend to cut up a pineapple, this is what I came back to..

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..at parking.

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I photoshopped a squirrel and an owl.

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I just moved in with my girlfriend and her three teenage daughters. It’s been a while since they’ve had a handyman around… or a man period.

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Tell your cat..

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Came across a school of goldfish.

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This squeaker was inside my friend’s dog’s chew toy.

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This repair.

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