For the discerning bottom.

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My brother who lives a few states away sent me a letter through the mail.

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Local lawyer’s billboard is ready for Valentine’s Day.

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My dad asked me if I wanted an egg sandwich..

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I developed an anaphylactic shellfish allergy last month at age 41. I’m pretty pissed about it, but my medical alert bracelet makes me smile.

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A walking contradiction.

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I can usually tell when he’s watching something inappropriate on YouTube.

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Thhhhhhhhh!

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Got the results from my annual performance review!

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My brother got me a nice silver spoon for Christmas.

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My pet bird being ass during online class.

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This bathroom sign in Montreal.

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My small tomato plant looks like it belongs in a Tim Burton film.

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