Hide your girlfriends…

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All I wanted was a work popsicle.

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Hotel in Dublin installed the anti-fog mirror upside down.

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Am I drunk?

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Then I’ll spoon, I’m not particular.

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That’ll ho-ho-hold.

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Guess the bar’s pretty low.

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Her favorite hiding spot is inside the couch.

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Armchair

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I personally prefer a little junk in the trunk.

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Where are you going?

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The lettering on my wife’s favorite glass is wearing off.

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The carpet does what now?!

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My husband gave chickens raw pasta and he’s still confused why they didn’t eat it “They ate raw rice why not pasta” is his logic.

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Ordered a BLT with cheese…

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I see London, I see France…

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Mini what?

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How would you do it?

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