I tried to explain it to the kid working the till, but I don’t think it took.

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Thanks, I really enjoyed explaining what this means to my 7-year-old who read their fortune aloud at dinner.

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I told my wife I couldn’t tell the difference between the salt and pepper shakers from the set on the left. So she bought the set on the right.

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This cake I found on a bakery menu.

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They really sweetened the deal with that union contract.

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Spotted in Phoenix.

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I guess they were tired of telling everyone what the bathroom code was.

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A person at my mom’s work was having a cake made for a baby shower and asked my mom what she should put on the cake. She used my mom’s suggestion.

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I don’t think I want the rollback…

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Would really like to thank my generous co-worker for leaving this for me.

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Damascus VA is having a Halloween Run / Wiener Roast and these are the trophies…

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