Happy World Cup to everyone who does not care about football!

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I love food trucks.

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How a customer asked for extra powdered sugar on their dessert.

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Wrote a Yelp review for my Father-in-law.

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Skinnnnnnner!!!

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I scared away all the attackers..we cool?

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JoAnn Fabrics is not for the faint of heart.

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Great name.

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Nice, Edinburgh.

When being on TV isn’t enough, so you make a phone case with your picture on it.

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I don’t know what went on in the hedge maze, but the dogs leaving look like they’ve seen some shit.

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I have ascended.

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You know you live in the sticks when..

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Are you calling me fat, Daniel?

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“Jeep Jeep”.

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Truer words have never been spoken.

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That’s why I don’t use the elevator. Far too heavy.

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