First day at the beach and my wife made sure I was protected from sunburn by spraying my back with sunscreen. I can’t see back there – did she do a good job?

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DOCTOR! LEO! MARVIN!

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I went to this fast food restaurant..

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Inconspicuous begging.

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My mom’s flowering cactus.

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My local car dealership seems to have a very strange problem.

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This Liquor Store

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Set realistic goals.

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All I wanted to do was buy my kid a stuffed animal, dude..

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You had one Job..

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Gobble, gobble.

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