Do not disturb.

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Rules don’t apply to my dog.

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I just found this inside my new T-Shirt.

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Not sure what to make of this.

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My buddy drew a dick on my back in sharpie while we were at a hotel in mexico, this is what I woke up to.

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It isn’t not an exit.

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The fortune I received today.

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My cousin’s wedding is today, do you think he’ll like this card?

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What are you doing step-trunk?

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Honest marketing

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Cutbacks hit the Hustler club. No more limos, now it’s “Hop in the back, let’s go look at some tiddies”.

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Saw this on a car today.

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Me (69″, 175cm) with short legs and a long torso, standing next to my wife (67″, 170cm) who has long legs and a short torso, both wearing shorts with a 6″ (15cm) inseam.

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This map in a KFC in the UK has no trace of Florida.

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My dog thinks she’s a Victorian Lady.

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