“Sorry I’m late. I got tied up on the subway.”

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IT Support Never really changes.

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Found this browsing my local Craigslist.

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So I heard that egg whites make a healthy breakfast.

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She’s got no idea.

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I’m 100% this is already a thing, but my teacher has it up in her room and it makes my day every time I see it.

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Words To Live By..

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The MSOffice paperclip got into a wreck.

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One more day until pay day.

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Thrift store gold!

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